St Louis is facing a beerless Memorial Day, as a strike by Lohr Distributing Co. threatens to disrupt supplies of St Louis's own Anheuser-Busch beers.
However, have no fear! In a statement that sounds almost Australian, Lohr has told local media that Busch stadium would not run out of Busch beer.
How this will be achieved was not explained. However, as any Aussie or St Louis sports fan will tell you, it's the result - not the method that counts.