Here are a few ways to really annoy your colleagues.
- Email someone sitting three feet away.
- Listen to voicemails on your speaker phone.
- Swear at your computer.
- Avoid sharing the tea/coffee making duties .
- Let your cell phone ring and ring - especially in meetings.
- Complain about work.
- Eavesdrop - especially on telephone calls.
- Eat smelly food - or munch potato chips loudly.
- Take staplers and pens from desks and don't return them.
- Wear too much perfume or after shave.
- Tap your pen repeatedly, (I once worked with someone who would make "castles" out of marking pens- repeatedly snapping the tops off to make pointed turrets).
- Leave the photocopier or printer for someone else to fix.