Work is fun: More Applicants say the darndest things

Here are a few more examples of strange behaviour by job applicants.

... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.

... asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.

When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.

At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left.

...pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.

While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold.

During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview.

A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?' I said, 'I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further.' He promptly responded, 'I am as long as you'll pay me more.' I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer.

His attache case opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.

Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one

.... asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.