Work is fun: Wot they did wrote

Here are a few examples of alleged BCCUs - Business Correspondence Cock Ups!

Guessed Speaker.
Extinguished guests.
References available a pone request.
Thank you for your corporation.
Up and atom.
Selling and satisfying our customers is our first priority.
One of the best sailing cars in the world.
Patriotic launch menus.
A hand full of employees.
Money must be paid before hands.
Supervisors need patients.
A combonation of skill and intelligence.
Car being toad.
Next store neighbor.
A doggy dog world.
Conflict in the dessert.
Flags will be flied over post offices.
Free, private consolation.
No dying in washing machines.
We will offer you a prescription to our magazine.