General: Shoe penis dependence

It has long been claimed that a mans shoe size is an indication of the length of his penis.

No longer can this be thought of as an urban legend or old wives tale, (are we allowed to say that these days?) because it has been mathematically proven!

According to Funreports, specialists have come up with a mathematical formula, which regulates the shoes-penis dependence: H=(L+5)/2. L stands for the foot length in centimetres, whereas H designates the sought length of manhood.

It is claimed the formula proved to be correct with 90 percent of the polled men. Thus, a man wearing shoe size 41 has a 15-centimetre long penis. The chart continues with shoe size 43 - 18.4 centimetres, shoe size 44 - 21.6 centimetres, shoe size 45 - 24.4 centimetres, etc."

So now you now.