The World Toilet Organisation (WTO) will begin offering formal toilet training to Singapore's state cleaners at a local technical college from October.
Hailed as the world's first tertiary education course on toilets, 30 students will be taught a range of skills from basic repairing of leaks to recommending changes to toilet layout.
Perhaps someone can train my plumber. After four failed attempts to repair a cistern, a new dual-flush cistern was installed - and I still don't have a bloody toilet that flushes properly!