Small Business: British companies would be better off under George Bush

In Britain, the Forum of Private Businesses (FPB) claim that British companies would be better of under George Bush.

FPB spokesman Rex Garratt, said: "President Bush has come under attack for his plans to cut taxes in America by critics who say the poor and deprived will suffer. But we believe our chancellor could take a leaf out of Bush's policy and cut some of the taxes that hold back economic growth here in Britain."

He failed to mention the negative impact his policies have had on business in Iraq. "Hi, I'm George Bush. I turn small business into - rubble."

Instead of looking to the policies of George Bush, British management would do far better looking at a calendar. They may then realise it is 2005 and not 1955.