Oil and Gas: Australian company finds oil in Uganda

To the almost orgasmic delight of Ugandan politician Goerge Tinkamanyire, an Australian oil exploring company has discovered oil in Uganda's Hoima district in the west of the country.

Commenting on the find by Hardman Resources, Tinkamanyire said, "The moment we start mining our oil, poverty will be greatly reduced."
I think I am getting just too cynical to quote such remarks.