
Australia's Prime Minister has been visiting the U.S. the last few days, during which time he was treated to some folksy hospitality by George W. Bush.
During a state banquet, Bush described the leader of one of America's staunchest allies as bald and no oil painting.
Quote: "Somebody said, 'gosh, you and John Howard appear to be so close, don't you have any differences?', and I said, yeah, he doesn't have any hair."
Quote: "He may not be the prettiest person on the block, but when he tells you something you can take it to the bank. He is a reliable partner."
Maybe he thinks that making jokes about the appearance of a man, who when America called, immediately offered the services and potentially lives, of our service men and women, is folksy and home-spun, down-on-the farm humour.
Here we have a different phrase.
We call it bad manners.
Wherever you may be - be safe