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On a day when Australia's Opposition leader Kim Beazley, came out with one of the most bizarre suggestions I have ever heard, (don't ask - let us keep some credibility!) it was a relief to be able to have a little chuckle in the Sydney Morning Herald's, Column 8. An ongoing discussion on oddball washing instructions threw up this little gem.
"My daughter has a top which has extensive washing instructions, in several languages, including: 'If printed on, do not iron', 'If decorated, do not iron', followed, inexplicably, by 'If captured, say nothing'."
Wherever you may be - be safe!