A Malaysian man has said he will marry 10 aging prostitutes - including one who is a great-grandmother -if they promise to be monogamous.The Malaysia Star reported the 54-year-old widower wrote to government agencies making the offer after reading older prostitutes in Kampung Tiong were struggling financially because their services were less in demand.
Practising his speech for the Sensitive New Age Guy Of The Year Award, he said "if I marry them, they should be loyal to me alone and take good care of me as their husband."
He said all the women would be treated equally and, "we can all live happily ever after."
Datuk Rosal Wahid, state Islam civilization and welfare committee chairman, said the government had no objection as long as the offer is sincere.
Aaaw, they can live happily ever after. I can just picture it now.
Are you sitting comfortably children? Then we'll begin. Once upon a time in a land far away, was a widower and ten over-the-hill hookers.
Actually, I can see Australia's Playschool doing that!
