I have come down with a nasty stomach complaint which although not very pleasant, has proved the bathroom to be a place of learning.
I have discovered exactly how many tiles there are in the bathroom, read four 2001 editions of Readers Digest, and know the ingredients of two bottles of shampoo, one hair conditioner and a bottle of tea-tree oil with an expiry date of July 1999.
I guess my mother was right after all - she always did say I was full of crap!
Till the next time the blog gets published
Wherever you may be - be safe!