A survey of 800 British parents commissioned by Teachers TV, reveals that nearly a quarter of parents are happy for their children to be taught about kinky sex in class including bondage and dogging - but 27% of parents do not want homosexuality to be mentioned.
Of the parents questioned , 44% say they have never had an in-depth discussion about sex with their children.
Oh brother. Bury your head in the sand and everything will turn out just hunky-dory.
I guess they are waiting for Blue Peter to demonstrate with sticky back plastic and a Fairy Liquid bottle.