What has poor America done to deserve this new threat?First Bindi Irwin, now the Beckhams!
I am preparing a special kit to advise Americans on what precautions they should take to avoid exposure to such threats to their sanity. Basic tips such as covering your TV sets with duct tape, and hiding under the dining room table. You should also avoid all contact with any magazines, especially those with the words "Weekly" or "Women's" in their title.
Good luck America, the thoughts of your friends and allies are with you in your hour of need.
Mind you, it damn well serves you right for sending us the Olsen Twins
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