McCann - could you please get your daughter's name right?

McCann, could you at least try to get your daughter's name right? Yet again on your damage control and revenue raising website, you have her name wrong. You never get the twins names wrong - only Madeleine's. Do you know how offensive it is to others to see the name of a tiny missing girl, continuously spelt incorrectly - especially when it's by the girl's own father?

First you lose your daughter, then you lose her photographs, then you repeatedly get her name wrong. What sort of a father are you for God's sake?

I tell you what McCann, come to Sydney and face the Sydney media and talk-back radio hosts - real journalists will be only too happy not only to give you the answer - but also ask the sort of hard but legitimate questions the simpering British media protect you from having to face.

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I have taken a good look at your website and the way it has developed. I am a business consultant here in Sydney, and one thing stands out like sore thumb. It is written to a "plot" - and badly. The idea is good but the implementation is second rate.

Gerry McCann, full time CEO of Maddy McCann Enterprises and part-time father, has sat down with a B grade PR adviser and been told,

"Gerry, these are the issues that keep coming up - why didn't you use the creche?...families normally dine together...what's happening to the twins?...that sort of thing Gerry. So what we have to do is address those issues. Mention the twins as much as you can..tell people how often they now go to the creche...make yourselves look like a family - bedtime, family meals, all that sort of touch-feely thing. Yeah I know that's a concept new to you but work with me OK. We're looking at Kate and Gerry do Mr and Mrs Beaver - you know what I'm saying here Gerry?"

The problem is, it is so bloody obvious. I could take a 16 year old studying Public Relations in school and they could do a better job. It is so overdone it could have been conceived by a left-over script writer from The Bold and The Beautiful.

Another thing. In yesterday's update I saw your first priority was not any news or updates on Madeleine, (that's how you spell her name btw, just so that you know in future) but painting yourself as St Gerry of Leicestershire. People who do good deeds normally like to merge into the background and avoid publicity. Oh no, not St Gerry - you want to make sure everyone knows. It wasn't the airline or other passengers that bought it to the attention of the press - it was St Gerry himself.

I can't wait for the day when you two grubs come undone. A little girl has gone through hell because of your selfishness. Every time I go to the supermarket now and see a little girl, I notice how tiny they are - they are so bloody small. And you two bastards regularly took a deliberate and conscious decision to place Maddy and her siblings in danger, just so you could enjoy quality bonding time with your friends.