The Grubs: What would I do without her?

You have to love Aunty Phil.

http://messageboards.aol.co.uk/aol/en_gb/articles.php?boardId=441995&articleId=57481&func=5&channel=uknews

"This guy just gets worse and worse, I think his new found notoriety has wel and truly gone to his head, irs not even about the McCanns now its about him and his massive ego."

I can understand your concern - my own blog promoting my own company is about me - what a dastardly concept. BTW, I jogged to the shops this morning and it only took me 16 minutes.

"Look at me...see how clever I am...look at my sarcasim.....I say it like it is...... Yea Yea"

As opposed to Gerry, who says it as he is told to say it - and still f***s it up.

It took me a while to figure out "sarcasim" but I finally worked out that you couldn't quite decide between "sarcasm" and "narcissism" so you formed a committee and came up with a compromise.

"Mike me old dingo, you have turned yourself into a joke but feel free to correct me lol"

Oh you like a bit of correction now and again do you? - you naughty girl you.

On a serious note I would like to thank you for all the free publicity your posts have given me and for the extra traffic you have driven towards my blog, thus improving Google and Technoarati rankings.

It's a pity your family don't look after your children as well as you look after your enemies. But then again, you spend more time on the latter.

BTW, why isn't 'Er Indoors, shown with Cuddle Cat anymore? Don't tell me she's bloody lost that as well!