The blogger departing platform two....

If you want to know where I am, think of it this way. Imagine you are in Sydney and you phone up Sydney transport and ask about a particular train. Chances are you will be told, "It's either running late, not running properly or not running at all" That's how I feel.

Nothing dramatic, juts a few offline hassles not helped by mother telling everyone she meets what I am doing, and giving them my phone number - the one connected to the Internet! Gawd love us!

I have had calls from bookshops, kindergartens and even a doctor!

I have two Henry Adams Premium Beef pies ready and waiting for me, but...

I'll be back!