Friday night fun!

The following was sent to me by one of our readers. ALLEGEDLY!! the
following are replies that women in a certain US city, have written on Child
Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "Father's Details.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered
by Maclearndon ***** I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
at a party at 3600 *********Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do
manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number?
Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's
had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a
letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and
that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to
me.

8. Tyrone H**** is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can
you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at
the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World.
Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
***** Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

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