Team H Online Shop

As Team McCann supporters are claiming this blog was set up to cash in on the avoidable disappearance of Madeleine - and in doing so credit me with having the incredible foresight to set it up two years in advance - I thought I may as well take advantage of the situation and offer a new range of quality merchandise for my discerning readers.

* Kate and Gerry Boomerangs. Hand painted in yellow and green. Similar to traditional boomerangs except when you throw them they don't come back.

* Tapas 9 T-Shirts. For best results just put them through the ringer, then hang them out to dry.

* The Justine McGuinness Book of PR Skills. Written in 26 languages - all fitting on one page.

* The Mike H Illustrated Guide To Kitchen Sinks

* Gerry's Guide To The World's Top Ten Infantile Parks.

Hurry now while stocks last!

Yes I know - it is 2:42am!